My Grocery Store Adventure

After church today I decided I would go get groceries. I usually prefer to do this without the kids, but since Bruce has been working security at the fair he wasn't home. So we headed to the store. While I was shopping I realized that I couldn't use my ATM because it had been "compromised" and the bank was sending me a new one. No problem, I thought to myself, I have my checkbook. After shopping for an hour (we had no food in the house) with three kids, I was finally ready to check out. All the groceries are finally unloaded and the kids are helping me put them in the bags. The cashier tells me the total and I write out the check. Then, the cashier says,"can I see your ID?" I reach into my purse to find that I have no wallet. Without my wallet, I have no ID! So, guess who didn't get any groceries today? That's right, ME!